So in the 16th century the Ottoman royal family kept fighting over the throne, so they made this decree that a ruler could legally kill off his brothers after taking the throne in order to stop them from trying to overtake him.
SO WHAT THEY DID WAS EXECUTE THEM BY STRANGLING THEM WITH A SILK BOW STRING
TO AVOID SHEDDING ROYAL BLOOD
C’mon guys reblog my gog-darned post it has historical relevance.
So these two files appeared on my desktop?????????
I opened the file, all it did was this? The weather seems much warmer now too???
So these two “players” connected? I’ll be back soon to let you know what happens next, going to go check out a loud crash I just heard.
BITCH, EMAIL EVERYONE THAT REBLOGS THIS THOSE FILES ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
I reblog this every time I see it, no question.
That’s not Tarzan’s pet, though… That’s his family. HE WAS RAISED BY THE APES.
technically tarzan was the pet
hello 911 I want to report a theft. yes. A cutie stole my heart. No. I just want the cutie back. They can keep my heart. Thank you. Yes. I’ll stay on the line.
i’m 100% certain that i’m the first person to ever make this joke, ever